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Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.
Progress might have been all right once, but it has gone on too long.
Progress might have been all right once, but it has gone on too long.
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.
A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.
Progress might have been all right once, but it went on too long.
Progress might have been all right once, but it went on too long.
The Preacher, the Politicain, the Teacher,<br> Were each of them once a kiddie.<br> A child, indeed, is a wonderful creature.<br
The Preacher, the Politicain, the Teacher,
Were each of them once a kiddie.
A child, indeed, is a wonderful creature.
Do I want one? God Forbiddie!
The Pig, if I am not mistaken,<br> Supplies us sausage, ham, and Bacon.<br> Let others say his heart is big,<br> I think it stup
The Pig, if I am not mistaken,
Supplies us sausage, ham, and Bacon.
Let others say his heart is big,
I think it stupid of the Pig.
He without benefit of scruples His fun and money soon quadruples.
He without benefit of scruples His fun and money soon quadruples.
