Paul Fussell

The more violent the body contact of the sports you watch, the lower your class.

Americans are the only people in the world known to me whose status anxiety prompts them to advertise their college and university affiliations in the rear window of their automobiles.

If you are an author and give one of your books to a member of the upper class, you must never expect him to read it.

I find nothing more depressing than optimism.